Three Is a Crowd

"You what?!", my best friend Mbali exclaimed. I'd just told her about the thing with Tony and all she's doing is asking questions and laughing. I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm the last person on the planet that has done this...

"Okay, so this is the closest you've gotten to having sex, right? I mean, everyone in this school's done it before. There really is nothing to be ashamed of, friend.", said Mbali.

Me: " Wait, hold up! You've done this before? When were you going to tell me this??"

Mbali: "You were the innocent virgin girl, I couldn't exactly divulge all this information to you all at once. This is too heavy to talk to a virgin about..."

Me: "Uh, thanks? I guess now that I have very little experience I have privy to some x-rated info now?"

Mbali: "Okay, here's where it all started..."

I can't exactly spill what Mbali told me however I can say that that girl is a freak! I mean she's been on top, underneath, in-between and all over... I could never get as much experience as she has because I'm scared of guys. My guys online are like minions that I control from far, that's my comfort zone. I don't see myself hooking up with any of the guys in school because they're either too cool or too uncool (sorry guys. Love you, mean it!)

Tony sent me a steamy text while I was in math class and as I was about to put my phone away, Miss van Rensburg stood in front of me, gesturing me to give her my phone. Before I could even exit the message screen, she grabbed the phone and read the text to the class.

" 'Last night was amazing, same time tonight? xoxo' Lesego! Please don't tell me you're sexually active! Do you know what risks you're taking when you have sex? You could fall pregnant, get AIDS and other STD's. I'm taking this up with your parents, this is unacceptable! "

Mbali came to my rescue, as always... "Ma'am, before you do that may I please explain what the text meant? See, last night we went to the ice rink and met this Tony character with his friends there. We hung out, started talking and exchanged numbers. They're part of the ice hockey team at their school so they have to go for practice there every day. We're so sorry for the misunderstanding..."

"Well Mbali, since you put it that way I'll excuse Lesego this time. My dear, keep your phone out of my sight and I won't have to embarrass you like this. I am sorry for putting you on the spot the way I did.", Miss van Rensburg apologised.

"It's alright ma'am, anyone could have read it like that", I said.

Close shave? Damn straight! Imagine having to explain to my father that I'm texting boys, never mind having sex with one over the phone. He'd lose his mind! My mother would be too upset and over-emotional to even speak.i won't see my phone again and my whole world online will fall apart... I got home to a note from my parents letting me know they were going out for dinner with friends and they'd be back late. I guess I could get used to being home alone, since that is the case more often than not.

Tony called while I was taking a bath, so I put him on loudspeaker:

Tony: Hey beautiful, did you have a good day?

Me: Yeah, sort of... I almost got into trouble because of the message you sent me. My math teacher read it in front of the whole class and Mbali came to my rescue.

Tony: *laughs* Really? I'm so sorry yeah. I was just sitting in physics and thought of you so I decided to text you. So why is there an echo in your voice, are you taking a shit?

Me: Honey, I'm a lady. I'm just soaking in the bath, gathering my thoughts... I don't answer the phone when I'm doing my biz... I have class yeah. *laughs*

Tony: Says the freak I freaked last night...*laughs* I really had fun with you though, you're different from the others I've been with. You know I'm no angel right? Right now though, you're the only one I'm with because I kinda like you...

Me: "Kinda"? That isn't saying anything guy. And you're welcome, I come with experience. *laughs*

Tony: Okay, maybe I do like you. You're crazy, fun and have a great personality. The last girl I dated wasn't exactly as memorable as you are. Even if you were to bump into me after 10 years spent not talking I'd remember you. Speaking of seeing you, do you have relatives in Sandton?

Me: I have an uncle. He just recently moved in with his new wife. Why do you ask?

Tony: I'm having a little party on Friday night and wanted you to come by and make an appearance. Don't worry, I won't make any moves on you since you're such a lady.

Me: Let me call my uncle in the morning and find out if I can come by, I'll text you after school with my answer.

Tony: Cool beans... I wish I was with you in the bath, I'd be feeling all over your body or washing your back. You are such a sexy lady, it'll be hard to keep my hands off of you...

Me: Well maybe we should make a plan to make that happen, no? I'm not flirting with you, just responding. *giggles*

Tony: I'm not mad though, you're pretty good at this flirty banter thing. I'm glad I found you, we could make magic together. I just don't like doing things in such anonymous circumstances. I think after Friday's party, both our lives could change.

Me: Sweetheart, having me in your life is a life-changer on its own...

Never in my life have I felt like a vixen, he did that for me though. I find myself thinking about him a lot and keeping his picture as my wallpaper has made things worse. Perhaps I am falling for him, so it cant be a bad thing since this thing isn't one-sided. I've done my research on Taurus guys and he's the ultimate, just the guy I've been looking for. The way he loves, pampers and is so sensual just pushes all the right buttons. I guess all that's left to do is to make things official and the rocking of my world begins...

To be continued...